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Twenty Years of Age//West Coast// I'll be 15 hours ahead of you from May 31 to sometime.

It is what it is. My interests shared with the internet. I don't feel like writing my life story, but you can look through my blog if you'd like to :)

P.S. I take credit for the poems (unless noted otherwise).

50 Cent did not disappoint. He ordered a grapefruit soda. The waiter brings him the grapefruit soda. And then 50 Cent said the greatest thing anyone could ever say when you see a grapefruit soda…He looks at the waiter and says, “Why isn’t this purple?” And it took me a few seconds, and then I realized, “Oh my god, 50 Cent has no idea what a grapefruit is!”… I was like, “Everybody in the restaurant, you need to SHUT UP right now ‘cause a waiter’s about to explain to a grown man what a grapefruit is."
Aziz Ansari on Letterman last night, explaining his spotting of 50 Cent at a restaurant in NYC (via bu-girls)

(Source: gooddialogue, via tangledlives)


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